How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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That is so fetch

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Why? Why not?

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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