- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Wenis Penis

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Sex education in Texas.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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