Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Christianity.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Women's rights.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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