- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Oh, right

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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