Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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TRICERATOPS!

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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