- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

woman's rights

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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