Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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