- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what's the difference between a crocodile?

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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