Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Women's rights

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A fish swims up your penis...

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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