- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Reverse psychology never fails.

This sentance contains three errers

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

knock knock!? . . No.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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