- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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