Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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what is orange? an orange

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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