- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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