What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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