- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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