- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Women's rights.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

You sick fiend

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

don't just stand there

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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