- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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