knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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You were born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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