Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Black people being friendly.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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