What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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knock knock go away!!!

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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