Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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