How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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