- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's an Anti Joke?

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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