Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Women's rights

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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