- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Why did jim all I over? He dies

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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