- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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