What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Yo mama's fat.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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