- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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