- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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