- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

identical jokes get different votes.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Terraria

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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