- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

The Morman Religion.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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