Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Women's rights

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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