- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Do you want icecream, Björn?

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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