Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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