A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Know what's funny? Jokes.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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