Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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