- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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