- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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