Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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