what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Penis chickens

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

N-E Pats never cheated

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

My name is Jeff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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