Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

why am I writing this...im bored

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

I love alchohol!

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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