Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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