- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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