Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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