What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Tilt your screen back

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Daniel is a fag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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