why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Women's rights.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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