7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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