- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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