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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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