Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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im telling maguire

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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