If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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