- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Your Mom The End.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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