What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Women's Rights

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Derp

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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