- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Obama being reelected.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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