- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

womens rights

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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