- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Hail Hitler

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

tim has no humor

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

The GOV and the WHO?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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