how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

The GOV and the WHO?

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

whats up and also down? your mum

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Hail Hitler

tim has no humor

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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