- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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