- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What is a jew in space? Dead

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