- Anti Joke

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks