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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.