- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

The Princess is in another castle

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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