A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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