What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

whats hairy and crys your mom

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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