- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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