What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Your mom is so nice.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Anthony sucks

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Anti Joke

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