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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.