- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

This is a joke. Laugh!

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

a black man did not eat chicken.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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