- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Moral

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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