- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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