- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

why did sally drown cause she was black

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Dyslexia ruels!

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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