i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Racial Equality

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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