How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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The queen having a shit

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Women's Rights.

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Your Mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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